It's Only a Teddy Bear!

Seriously, I'm thinking of getting all my news from The Daily Mash, instead of the Beeb, it makes just as much sense. 6 months in prison or 40 lashes for allowing children to call a teddy bear Muhammad?

Dr Khalid al Mubarak....said Ms Gibbons' job as a teacher, as well as Britain's diplomatic ties with Sudan, would also be taken into consideration.

Dr Mubarak said: "The way the British think of the teddy bear - as far as Christmas is concerned, and toys are concerned - we don't have any teddy bears over here, so in Sudan, for us, it is a fierce and dangerous animal."

The next thing will be censoring cartoons.....